SAM BEACH

As you can see by the picture to your left, my sense of humor is...well, It's been called many things, but "not right" is about the most descriptive. So you are here to learn about me, eh? I don't think that's very fair, since I won't know anything about you, unless I know you...then I might know more about you than you would care to admit, but don't worry...I won't tell anybody. Just send the checks to....  ;-). I reside in NE Ohio, right by beautiful Lake Erie. I've lived in Virginia, Florida and Ohio, where I was born. How old am I, you might wonder? Well the Billboard chart topper the day I came into the world, was "The Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley. Maybe that's why I am attracted to the strange and unusual.